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Saturday, May 5, 2007

Why Does Rudi Hate Ferrets?

(Video from MSNBC News)

Rudi Giuliani may have sunk his chances for becoming the next president by his cowardly attack on ferret lovers. An old audio tape from a radio call-in show has surfaced in which hizzoner questions the sanity of one of his constituents for having an "obsession" with ferrets.

Weasel lovers across the globe are organizing as we speak. They're going to march down Broadway to make their point that someone who hates ferrets is not fit to hold the highest office in the land.

American weasels, including Bill O'Reilly, Karl Rove, and Dick Cheney have registered their protests as well.

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