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Tuesday, May 29, 2007

Pat Boone's New 10 Commandments

(Video from Smacky Productions)

Pat Boone, the 50's crooner whose audience consisted of kids who thought Elvis was too nasty, has published an essay called 10 Commandments, 2 Versions. In it, he asserts that the biblical 10 Commandments are all anyone really needs to live a moral and decent life. Just 10 simple rules. What's not to love?

He goes on to whine about how American courts have created a new set of 10 Commandments that are, as we speak, destroying American civilization. The ACLU (those communist bastards!), he bellows, is "increasingly imposing its atheistic, humanistic, amoral views on America – and blatantly robbing the majority of their civil liberties!"

Here are 2 examples of Pat's new version of the 10 Commandments as dictated by the ACLU (those hippie bastards!) :

#VII: Thou shalt not dare to define marriage as only between one man and one woman.

#X: Thou shalt not teach creation or intelligent design or any understanding of human origin except evolution.

Pat is still apparently struggling with the concept of Separation of Church and State. He apparently won't be happy until all Americans are forced to subscribe to his beliefs and the American government becomes a theocracy.

But Pat should be happy these days. George W. is about as close to fulfulling his dream as he's likely to get. Hopefully, the coming election will give Americans the chance to steer away from the dangerous course that Bush has set.

Pat Boone...super-patriot, super-Christian, super-boob.

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