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Thursday, May 31, 2007

Azzam the American

There are dickheads and then there are dickheads. This guy makes most dickheads look like Mr. Rogers. What would possess someone to leave his California home and become a spokesperson for Al Qaeda?

Perhaps it was the fact that he was homeschooled. Or maybe it was all that Death Metal music he loved so much. He even wrote the occasional music review for a local magazine. Check out his review for an album called Acts of the Unspeakable:

The Bay Area quartet crank it up to a good fast grind on many of these tunes, notably `Tortured Moans of Agony,` Battery Acid Enema`, Blackness Within` and `Skullptures` ... This is an excellent release from some Death Metal pioneers!

Ah, yes. Battery Acid Enema. Talk about your romantic ballads. They don't write 'em like that anymore!

Then there is his review for a band called General Surgery.

This is basically a Swedish `supergroup` of death, featuring members of Dismember, Afflicted and Creamatory...Lyrically, the quote on the back cover pretty much sums it up: `Murder is the only way to kill time.`

This guy has apparently been a dick from way back.

By the way, his real name is Adam Yahiye Gadahn. He's been indicted for treason and is on the FBI'S Most Wanted Terrorists list. If you see him in your neighborhood, give 'em a call.

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