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Wednesday, May 9, 2007

Paris Hilton is Too Beautiful to go to Jail

(Video from David Ippolito)

Paris Hilton was recently sentenced to 45 days in jail for a probation violation. Apparently she is now trying to get Gov. Schwarzenegger to pardon her on the grounds that she's beautiful. An online petition urges the governor to pardon Hilton "because she provides beauty and excitement to (most of) our otherwise mundane lives."

Not Guilty by Reason of Beauty may seem like a novel defense, but now there are rumors that if Gov. Arnold springs Paris, Phil Spector, on trial for murder, will try using it, too.

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