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Sunday, May 27, 2007

How Many Assholes Does it Take to Screw Up a Funeral?

Wow! I just don't know where to start with this story. It's not often you get 3 certifiably crazy assholes converging into one really wierd story.

Let's start with Mark David Uhl (asshole #1). He was a student at Liberty University, the training camp for right-wing Christian soldiers run (until recently) by the late Jerry Falwell (asshole #2). When it came time to conduct the funeral for Jerry, homophobe-in-chief Fred Phelps (asshole #3), decided that he and his wacked-out family were going to picket it, bizarrely claiming that Falwell was "a friend of gays."

Still with me? Okay, back to asshole #1. Uhl decides that it would be a swell idea to make good use of his Liberty University education by making some homemade bombs (bomblets, really) to stop asshole #3 from disrupting the funeral of asshole #2. But, alas, the police get wind of his plot. Curses, foiled again!

The video is asshole #3 gloating about how the police foiled the plot of asshole #1. Apparently, the real reason asshole #3 hated asshole #2 is that asshole #2 dissed him at some point. If you can take more than a couple minutes of it, you have a stronger stomach than I do.

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