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Monday, May 7, 2007

Ann Coulter: Human or Spawn of Satan?

Ann Coulter is not a nice person. In fact, she may not be a person at all. She may be some sort of evil life force sent here from another planet to test the American people's intellectual prowess. Her shtick is to say outrageous, stupid things and then get lots of media time where she is asked over and over, "How can you say such outrageous and stupid things?" Of course, it's all a gimmick to sell her books; sophisticated, intellectual tomes that all have the same premise: if you're a liberal, you hate America, you hate the troops, and you hate God.

No, Ann, we just hate you.

But we have hope in our hearts for you, that someday you'll get your head out of your ass and join the human race.

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