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Saturday, June 30, 2007
Mama, Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up To Be Liberals
(Video from Neal Gladstone)
Erik Jackson thinks that children's books are WAY too liberal and are brainwashing our kids with all kinds of evil liberal ideas. So a couple of years ago he wrote a book for kids called "Help! Mom! There Are Liberals Under My Bed!" in an attempt to even out the propaganda. His book is a shocking tale of a couple of boys who decide to open up their own lemonade stand so that they can buy a swing set. But, wouldn't you know it, a bunch of damn liberals drive them out of business.
Thank God for men like Erik Jackson! They are making sure that the younger generation won't grow up to be a bunch of tie-dye-wearing, veggie-eating, Volvo-driving, pinko lefties.
I have a story idea for Erik that he might consider for his next book...
As a reminder to kids of the importance of the second amendment, perhaps he could write a new version of Goldilocks and the Three Bears, wherein the 3 bears, upon finding an intruder in their home, empty both barrels of a shotgun into the still-sleeping body of Goldilocks. The End.
Just a thought.
Posted by Doug DeLong at 2:30 PM