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Friday, June 1, 2007

Dick Cheney, Proud Grandpa



Dick and Lynne Cheney are the proud grandparents of a beautiful baby boy. Mary Cheney and Heather Poe are the proud parents. But Stephen "I used to be gay, but I got myself cured" Bennett is not exactly thrilled about it. In fact, he's downright indignant. It seems that the White House published a picture on their website of the tyke with his grandpa and grandma, and referred to the child's "parents." Well, according to Stephen, since this baby has two mommies, this means that the White House is recognizing the legitimacy of gay marriage.

Stephen, acting as a spokesperson for that creepy group of Republican Stepford Wives known as the Concerned Women of America, bellowed...

I say shame on the White House, shame on the President and shame on the Vice President for allowing such a caption to be "officially" added onto the White House website and such a beautiful photo of two happy grandparents and their new grandchild.

I guess we can tragically and officially say both the White House and Bush Administration have officially recognized the sinful sexual unions of homosexuals, as well as recognized and embraced the tragedy of the social experiment of homosexual parenting.


The hypocricy of just about everyone involved in this story is staggering. You've got a homophobe administration with a vice-president who supports it, but also happens to have a lesbian daughter. You've got a prominent lesbian daughter who pays lip service to the cause of gay rights, but still supports the Republican party. And now you've got a right-wing homophobe blasting the right-wing homophobe administration for supporting gays.

I think my head is going to explode.

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1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Are'nt ya glad ya live in Japan.