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Tuesday, June 12, 2007
The Gay, Farting, Bad Breath Bomb
(Video from CBS5)
You can feel secure in the knowledge that the fine folks at the Pentagon never stop looking for ways to make the military better and in turn make us safer.
One of the unique ideas that was seriously considered in the past was something dubbed a "gay bomb." The idea was that you drop some kind of "gay" hormones on enemy troops so that they'll start making out with each other, and not want to fight anymore. You know...Make Love Not War!
You can't make this stuff up.
But wait...there's more. There were other ideas that these geniuses came up with. How about this? A "halitosis bomb" - a chemical that will give the enemy bad breath so you can find 'em more easily when they try to blend in with civilians. Or my personal favorite...a variant of the "halitosis bomb," the "fart bomb," also known as the "who, me"? bomb.
These are the people that are running the war now. And you wonder why things are so fucked up.
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Posted by Doug DeLong at 2:24 PM